Janeway's Got a Gun
by Maquis Leader
(based on a smart aleck comment my daughter made when I told her about the Janeway's Got A Gun contest.)
"Purple?" Chakotay asked.
"They said 'using a gun of any description'."
"Oh." Frown. "Wait, 'using'? On what?"
"On you, of course." She smiled. "Strip, Commander."